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Friday, October 17

Sex on the Beach Sucks, Proud Parents and Other Breaking News

Each week, Toons will compile - at no extra charge - some of the more important news of the week. Okay, so maybe these news aren't directly important to anybody but the people involved in the stories. But laughter is important. And that's good enough for us.


Sex on the beach goes horribly awry: An Italian couple were feeling adventurous. Their adventure made them.....unseparable. [Get it on!]

His father was very proud: While a rose by any other name may smell as sweet, sometimes having the right name can get you in the door. Even in the 1930s, they understood this. [Hello, Ladies]

Wearing pink in October is the fashionable thing to do: A wise man would eliminate the middle man and pick out his own panties. [Who's with me?]

File this one under "Duh": The male brain is wired a certain way. Apparently food is the way to a man's heart but exceptions can be made. [You gonna eat that?]

There's an APB out for Nicki Minaj....kinda: Robberies can leave victims traumatized. One can only assume that's the reason for this odd little Seattle man's description of his tormentor. [It was The Other Woman]

Idaho investigation wrapped up quickly: Burritos are usually more dangerous after they've been eaten. At least that's been my experience. [Hold the guac.]

And finally, it seems like this number should be higher: There are way too many distractions on the road today. One ad campaign in Moscow is causing all kinds of accidents. Like 500 of them. [What a boob.]

If you come across news we can use, hit us up by mentioning @ToonsShow on twitter along with the hashtag #iToons or through facebook or by using the contact link at the top of this very page.

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